Chicken in Your Coffee

This morning I was waiting in line at the coffee counter with my darling little girl.  She was telling me what she wanted while the woman ahead of us ordered.

"That has cow milk?  I don't eat cow milk.  Some people like cow milk.  Some people eat cow milk in their coffee, but I don't want cow milk in my coffee.  Some people eat chicken in their coffee.  I don't eat chicken.  Maybe she like likes chicken in her coffee, but not me.  I don't eat that."

Oddly, I remember going to a party before I was vegan, and I had brought some vegan cupcakes with me.  Everyone there was making jokes about what a vegan cupcake had in it, and one lady actually said, "You know, like there's no chicken in these cupcakes."